In case you were ever curious, this is probably the most accurate non-personal description of me ever.
It’s funny how accurate the personality types can be.
its pretty obnoxious when its 2014 and harry potter can still wreck you like its summer of 07.
It’ll be 3014 and that series will still be wrecking people like the summer of ‘07.
How you doin?
I’m doing fine. Just thinking about some things lol. It happens from time to time, especially when I stay up late. This is what happens when I let myself take a 3-4 hours nap earlier in the afternoon >.> Never gonna wake up tomorrow. And I’m supposed to be doing a reddit AMA tomorrow too.
#when life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade. make life take the lemons back! get mad! i don’t want your damn lemons!!! what the hell am i supposed to do with these?? demand to see life’s manager! make life rue the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons!! do you know who i am? i’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! with the lemons! i’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your queue down!!
And the longest queue tag award goes to dylansoobriens because JFC that was absurd lol
OKAY IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC SIGNS STOP READING CAUSE YOU’RE GONNA ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME.
So apparently the characters of teen wolf actually do have birthdays - they’re written on the calendars that are sold to people, and according to these calendars, Stiles’ birthday is June 6th and Lydia’s is November 22nd.
SO GUYS I REALLY LOVE RESEARCHING PEOPLE’S ZODIAC SIGNS so to see if these birthdays actually had some thought put into them I googled some descriptions of Stiles’ sign, the Gemini, and Lydia’s, Sagittarius.
AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED CAUSE BRO -
Gemini (Stiles): Of all people they are the most difficult to understand; in temperament they are hot and cold almost at the same moment. They love with one side of their nature and they are often critical or dislike with the other people. Their sharp wit and excellent powers of observation make them a good raconteur, although they have a tendency to exaggerate which can cause trouble with their relationships. Such people are usually excellent in diplomacy, and dazzle their listeners by, their wit and brilliancy, but they usually leave them no wiser than they were at the start. They believe they are truthful, constant, faithful, and so they may be at the moment, but every moment to them has a separate existence. (X) (OKAY so like pretty spot on right?)
Sagittarius (Lydia): The symbols for Sagittarius are the hunter and the centaur, a mythical half-man, half-horse. This sign symbolizes the search for wisdom; this is the sign of the philosopher and the explorer. They have an appetite for learning and travel. They are often the great workers; such people never seem to tire until they drop with fatigue. (X) (nuff said tbh but feel free to research more)
And finally, the Gemini and Sagittarius as a romantic couple:
These two are extremely compatible; any rough spots they encounter during the course of the relationship are sure to be smoothed over with a minimum of effort. Gemini is quite able to provide pioneering, adventurous Sagittarius with the independence Sagittarius requires in a close relationship, because Gemini shares that same need. While Sagittarius needs physical independence, Gemini needs mental freedom, but the need is the same at base. These two both love new experiences, people and sensations, and are sure to have great adventures together. Both have attention spans that love to move quickly from one thing to the next in order to absorb as much experience as possible.
Gemini and Sagittarius are great friends, besides being well-matched lovers. They share a deep understanding and a very similar life view, based on a general, refreshing optimism and enthusiasm. Sagittarius can sometimes be a bit too blunt, saying things without thinking beforehand about whether they’ll hurt someone or not, but Gemini is a hardy sort and, like Sagittarius, can forgive and forget quickly. These two don’t have time or the interest required to hold a grudge.
When Gemini changes their mind mid-thought, Sagittarius has no problem taking a 180-degree turn and keeping right up with their high-flying partner. When Sagittarius suddenly gets the travel bug, Gemini is very amiable about hopping in the car and going right along.
What’s the best aspect of the Gemini-Sagittarius relationship? Their mutual interest in cultivating knowledge, utilizing intellect and turning it into action. They are well-matched in their enthusiasm, energy and drive. Common interests and similar personalities make them a compatible couple.(X)
ARE YOU SCREAMING? BECAUSE I AM SCREAMING.PS: I know the timeline is super fucked on this show but to preserve this beautiful moment I’m going to wholeheartedly believe the calendar okay
Right, so at some point I’m going to need to read a 50K story where some werewolf council visits, and they’re sort of confused, because from what they’d heard, an Argent was dating— hm, according to our records, Scott McCall, who is now the Alpha? But she’s obviously dating Isaac, so they say, you know, our mistake, our information must have been wrong.
And Scott calmly says “oh no, we were dating, but she’s seeing Isaac now.”
"Your beta," the woman says incredulously, looking down at her notes with wide eyes. "But— we were told she was your anchor. And—forgive me—also your first, so to speak."
"Yes, but not anymore," Scott says patiently. "She and I are friends now."
And basically the werewolf world goes INSANE, because an ALPHA allowing one of his BETAS to HOOK UP WITH HIS EX-MATE while allowing both of them to STAY IN HIS PACK and continuing to SAVE THEIR LIVES ON A REGULAR BASIS is like, the most bananas thing any werewolf has ever heard of. The fact that Isaac is still alive is, frankly, unprecedented, but the fact that he LIVES IN SCOTT’S HOUSE, WITH HIS MOM, AND THEY SOMETIMES DO THE DISHES TOGETHER BEFORE ISAAC LEAVES TO GO ON A DATE WITH ALLISON, is proof that Scott is basically the wolf messiah, because the amount of control that takes is so astronomical.
ISAAC COMES HOME FROM DATES WITH SCOTT’S FIRST LOVE, SMELLING LIKE HER, AND SCOTT REMINDS HIM TO PRINT OUT A COPY OF HIS HISTORY PAPER. TRUEST ALPHA.
PLUS Derek’s kicking around, like he shows up so Scott’s mom can teach him how to change the oil on his car and stays for dinner, and the werewolf counsel guy is like “………so….who’s this?” while Derek is patiently making everyone grilled cheese sandwiches, and Scott explains that Derek used to be a beta and then he was an alpha for a while, but not Scott’s alpha, and then he was an omega but now he’s sort of not into labels, you know? This while Derek is cutting sandwiches diagonally and talking with Scott’s mom about going to nursing school maybe.
There werewolf counsel guy does NOT know, because he had expected to fill in Hale, Derek in the Deceased-CoS (Casualty of Succession) box, and there isn’t even a box on his triplicate form—not even at the bottom of page three, to fill in Lydia and Stiles and Allison, like, packs have human members occasionally, but they’re usually children and relations, and they don’t occupy positions of power and come over and hang over their alpha’s shoulder and eat potato chips off his plate.
Meanwhile, Talia Hale is laughing her ass off somewhere in the afterlife as she watches this.